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So i'm kind of like an expert on infomercials let me tell you what I think about a few okay? Okay.

So the magic bullet one was pretty entertaining it really made me want to buy it because the people were good actors and actresses not really, but it made me sad to think--holy poop this is as far as you've come with all your acting experience anyway it was really funny but that's to be expected because it was unintentionally so. The DualSaw one made my jaw drop because I thought it was 10 bucks but it turns out that's only for a trial period--the thing actually costs about 200 dollars. Suxxxxxx. LUMINESS Air and Bare Minerals and Sheer Cover and all these make up ones I like because people are photoshopped irl pretty much but I am sure it is just professional makeup which is too bad but oh well. Rosetta Stone ionno I actually want it, I wish they had shown people speaking in other languages though. Oh yeah, so those make up ones, I can't relate to them I mean I would never buy make up but along the same lines there is also this Murad Acne Complex thing I mean I would buy that but my acne has gone away pretty much I think I just need to stick with the Proactiv.

AbSculpt is so cool but I can just do crunches probably not though It'd be cool to have something do my crunches for me because my neck hurts when I do them but hopefully I will have a six pack soon.

Jeff's Shortcuts to Internet Millions left a bad taste in my mouth because it's pretty much bullshit fuck you Jeff.

Oh yeah that Slim N Fit really works more older women should wear them I think it would boost their confidence a bit I like seeing people with confidence it makes my day.

Oh and let's not forget the TempurPedic mattress infomercial that is my first foray into the world of infomercials and goddamn I still want one it is made with NASA-patented memory foam that REMEMBERS ITS SHape and you can set a glass of wine down at one corner of the mattress and jump on the other and the mattress absorbs the energy! and even if you roll over it TWICE with a steamroller it returns to its original shape I hope they gave that mattress to some poor kid he deserves it.


















So anyway I want a TempurPedic mattress.