$$$CASH REWARDD$$$
(EVERYONE LIKES MONEY, RIGHT?)
If returned, I will pay you half the current market value of this iPod or 50 USD, whichever is greater.
If this has been found after the apocalyptic event which occurred in the December of 2012 and you have one of the last working computers known to mankind, I am willing to pay you your weight in non-perishable food items -or- clothing for the return of my iPod (price is negotiable.)
Thank you.
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