THE EFFECTS OF
ALCOHOL
ON AN
ADOLESCENT MALE
PARTAKING OF VARIOUS TYPES, MIXTURES, AND TINCTURES
OF ALCOHOL
FOR THE FIRST TIME
-A COMPREHENSIVE REPORT-
ALCOHOL
ON AN
ADOLESCENT MALE
PARTAKING OF VARIOUS TYPES, MIXTURES, AND TINCTURES
OF ALCOHOL
FOR THE FIRST TIME
-A COMPREHENSIVE REPORT-
Patient: DANIEL X. XXXXXXXX
Age: 18
D.O.B.: xx/xx/1991
Sex: Male
Height: 1.95 m
Weight: 90.7 kg
Age: 18
D.O.B.: xx/xx/1991
Sex: Male
Height: 1.95 m
Weight: 90.7 kg
OBJECTIVE: To record the psycho- and physiological effects incurred by a steady dosage of alcohol over one (1) night (~6 hours) on patient. ADDITIONAL NOTES: Patient is anosmic. Family history includes issues with alcoholism as well as the cardiovascular system.
No effort has been made to mitigate placebo bias in this study.
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Patient report:
No effort has been made to mitigate placebo bias in this study.
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22:35
Initial Dosage
Initial Dosage
~30 mL of 80 proof Burnett's Vodka
ANXIETY: 1 - 2 - 3* - 4 - 5
EBULLIENCE: 1 - 2 - 3 -4 - 5
LOQUACITY: 1 - 2 - 3 -4 - 5
EBULLIENCE: 1 - 2 - 3 -4 - 5
LOQUACITY: 1 - 2 - 3 -4 - 5
*(Reason to doubt patient response due to
slightly abnormal responses to questions
like, "Are you nervous?" Possibly in
denial?)
slightly abnormal responses to questions
like, "Are you nervous?" Possibly in
denial?)
- warmth in the upper esophagial region
- familial tremors are stable
- speaking coherently
- ambulent
- good coordination, dexterity
22:44
9 minutes after initial dosage.
Patient comment: "I feel absolutely normal..."
Patient comment: "I feel absolutely normal..."
22:51
16 minutes after initial dosage:
Patient reports increasing warmth in stomach.
Patient reports increasing warmth in stomach.
23:13
Second Dosage
Second Dosage
~30 mL 80 proof Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
23:21
Doctor comments: "Dooucheebaaag..."*
*At 00:20, patient writes on report: "Fuck ooooffff! (sic).
*At 00:20, patient writes on report: "Fuck ooooffff! (sic).
23:27
Third Dosage
Third Dosage
~30 mL 80 proof Azteca Tequila
No perceptible effects apart from slight familial tremors
23:40
Fourth Dosage
Fourth Dosage
~30 mL of 80 proof Burnett's Vodka
23:44
Patient reports light-headedness, worsening of familial tremors.
23:50
Fifth Dosage
Fifth Dosage
~30 mL 80 proof Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
and
~30 mL 80 proof Azteca Tequila
00:15
and
~30 mL 80 proof Azteca Tequila
00:15
Patient reports:
- Slurring of speech: "I'm having double wishion." (sic)
- Clumsy ambulance
- Trailing vision
- Failing depth-perception
00:17
Increasing clumsiness
00:18
Sixth Dosage
~150 mL 80 proof Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
and
~150 mL Dr. Pepper
00:21
Sixth Dosage
~150 mL 80 proof Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey
and
~150 mL Dr. Pepper
00:21
Patient fails to pass field sobriety test.
00:32
Seventh Dosage
Large unmeasured amount of 42 proof Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
ANXIETY: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5
EBULLIENCE: 1 - 2 - 3 -4 - 5
LOQUACITY: 1 - 2 - 3 -4 - 5
Seventh Dosage
Large unmeasured amount of 42 proof Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
ANXIETY: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5
EBULLIENCE: 1 - 2 - 3 -4 - 5
LOQUACITY: 1 - 2 - 3 -4 - 5
Patient report:
- Highly perceptible adverse effect on motor skills
- Further slurring of speech
00:34
- Abnormal facial expressions
- Lightheadedness
- Incoherency in thought pattern
00:42
Initiation of male bonding with fellow roommate, JON.
- Indian-leg wrestling
- Arm wrestling
- Mercy
00:43
Patient comment: "I am a bit drunk, I am nauseous...my stomach is full...my ebullience would be at an all-time high.
*At 01:21, patient writes: "is 4.5 OJA."
*At 01:21, patient writes: "is 4.5 OJA."
00:49
Patient's slurring worsening. Inversion of initial consonants is notably evident: "The alcohol just sit my hystem." (sic)
00:53
My professional opinion is that i don't know*
*Please note that examiner has also been imbibing alcoholic beverages.
*Please note that examiner has also been imbibing alcoholic beverages.
01:15
Patient vomits, notes lack of dexterity.
01:23
Patient begins self-reporting. Examiner reluctantly agrees, as he is enjoying his own beverage. Examiner's notes will be in red for the rest of the report.
Professional opinion:
Being drunk is indeed euphoric but not worth it.
Professional opinion:
- Very Drunk
- conversations make no sense;
- very jumpy
- 23 oz. by my calculation @ 1:24 AM*
Being drunk is indeed euphoric but not worth it.
01:28
Nauseous since 1:15
00:29
Dry heaves - water vomit
01:35
B Really wam wants to come comment about [examiner] am and the black PA girl relationship
01:40
01:40
very noticably (sic) nauseous
cannot search google
Told I do not appear drunk
cannot search google
Told I do not appear drunk
01:434
Seems like forever
- nauseous but recovering slightly
- notice my own slurring
- I presume detoxing a bit
01:46
NAUSEOUS! in waves
01:48
Pushups VERY EXCITING!
01:52
01:52
Dry Heaves
01:57
Coordination enhanced noticeably
6 shots
5 shots alcohol/Dr. Pepper
(Vodka?) RUM
7ish shots Rum/Dr. Pepper
STILL NAUSEOUS (SP?)
17 shots total
11 shotsLot 40%
+ 7 shots 35%
= 4.4 shots + 2.54 shots
4.4
+2.45
= 6.85shot oz. pure alcohol
6 shots
5 shots alcohol/Dr. Pepper
7ish shots Rum/Dr. Pepper
STILL NAUSEOUS (SP?)
17 shots total
11 shots
+ 7 shots 35%
= 4.4 shots + 2.54 shots
4.4
+2.45
= 6.85
02:04
tingly limbs
02:10
Nauseous Dry Heaving
02:13
I feel like I can talk mor lucidly easier
02:15
Patient report: stilted speech, nauseousness, better coherence. Has thrown up several times.
02:19
Alcohol is WAY more bitter the second time
02:20
" "
02:28
Nauseous - I wish I wasn't drunk
02:30
Patient goes to bed, still feeling slightly nauseous.
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