Did you know...

that turtles can breathe through their butts? MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm, DICK. And if you don't knowwwww, now you knowww, NIGGUH. Vineggaaaaa... Hey, pretty lady. --> I love youuuuuuuuuu On a scale from one to David Hasselhof how drunk am I? Nooo, nooooo, meeser superman is no here...no.... In, and around my mouth (but mostly in). Sure as smoked meat!!! THE FOUNTAIN OF BUENO Pen 15 island, Menis Land. Get theeeee FUCK out. I'd like my snowcone sans bees luvvv youu~~~~~ (bear) Knock Knock -- it's your best friend, and I'll always be there for you I'M GONNA ROLL IN THE BACKSEAT LIKE THIS Let's go tanning! and then we never went tanning MEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Where's the Lizard Lounge wait wait wait TURN LEFT no it's a one way street agahhara HEY THERE IT IS Oh wait no no no it's oh LIZARD LOUNGE NO you missed the TURN! Datsik is siiiick KILGOROUND SO KOOL AID No I just got a copter hat actually THAT'S A LEGIT

Addendum: Jamba Juice, Freudian Panther Slips, From Paris with Herpes, He needs a Highlander, EVERY ACTS SO SERIOUS, how am I gonna show that cowboy I'm alive?