Sloth

I love dropping things on stairs 'cause then you only have to walk down a few steps to pick it up without having to bend over

sexxx

yes ot no

There was once

this man I knew.
One day He was walking through the forest and He stumbled upon a large amount of hallucinogens and decided 'cause He was..extremely clever that he would take all those hallucinogens to see what secrets

would
unfold
to Him

but He did not realize that He was secretly allergic to happiness so He started tripping balls. And soon realized that he was turning into an octopus and he realized he could have sex with eight women at once! and He used his power of OCTOSEX to become the biggest P.I.M.P in all the ocean but...

Soon karma struck him back; karma bit him; karma is a bitch; and he soon realized that he attracted Octo-AIDS and all of his babies turned out to be crackhead Disney moviestars.


And thus Lindsay Lohan was born.

Misunderstanding

"I've been learning a lot about fairy tales lately."
"It's like a fantasy."
"Yeah..fantasies--"
"Fantasies, fairy tales..."

Proverbs 8:10-11

Take my instruction and not silver; choose knowledge rather than choicest gold,fFor wisdom is far more valuable than rubies. Nothing you desire can equal her.

Proverbs 17:22

A cheerful heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

Sock Monkey

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thanks dood

hot damn
fuckin' shysty

i wanna kill myself

pretty muchhhhhhh