4.26.2010

MOUNT RORAIMA



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Roraima
http://wikitravel.org/en/Mount_Roraima

4.22.2010

Isaiah 60:1

Arise, shine; for thy light is come...

4.21.2010

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4.20.2010

Advice

It'll be alright, you know? I just want you to know that. Life goes on, this too shall pass, pale blue dot, just do it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0RT4nFJEFM -- whatever you have to tell yourself that things are going to be fine, do it.               
Take a deep breath
deeper
more
hold it..
and exhale.
Now repeat after me:

Everything is going to be aright.
-------
Just keep trying. What else can you do?
Don't be afraid to fail, anon. I believe in you. How does it feel knowing that some complete stranger believes in you?
How does it feel knowing that that belief is completely unfounded, utterly ridiculous, entirely irrelevant ---
but absolutely genuine?
You can do it, anon. Don't give up now.

4.18.2010

Breathe

Brother sister, love and fire/ Once attained, both expire.
I think people forget that even fire needs to breathe, sometimes.

4.16.2010

good names for pets

Doctor Dog
Captain Cat

4.15.2010

Radio

I'm a full-time teacher and a part-time belly dancer...

4.14.2010

Right as rain

Good as gold
Fit as a fiddle

4.13.2010

EARTH



Once upon a time, there was a small, completely unremarkable planet named EARTH. This small and unremarkable planet was inhabited by even smaller, even more unremarkable animals, who were nonetheless amazing in their own ways. Animals that crawled. Animals that flew. Animals that lived inside other animals. Animals that ate other animals. Animals that did nothing else but grow and grow for thousands of years, and other animals that were born only to eat once, fuck once, and then die at the end of the day, their biological purpose fulfilled. Amazing, but altogether insignificant. This small blue planet--blue not because it burns at upwards of 45,000 degrees Fahrenheit (like some stars), but because, curiously, it was covered almost entirely by liquid water. This was curious because one of the more particularly insignificant animals on this planet was not an aquatic animal--although it had the capacity to swim, and often did so for recreation during the hotter period's of the planet's year. Additionally, this animal required water in order to sustain life, one of the few traits it had in common with its fellow animals. This animal wasn't particularly large or beautiful (although it was awfully bright), nor did it live very long. No, what made this remarkable about this otherwise insignificant animal is that it thought it was special. It thought it had a purpose. This animal like to call itself man.

Our story concerns two such men. One man was foolish, but thought himself wise. The other was wise, but thought he was foolish. Our story begins on the day these men will die.

4.12.2010

Gyno

"Whenever my gynecologist--"
"You can stop right there."

4.11.2010

Flash

It's not as bad as when Jr.'s grandma flashed everyone. And she only had one boob.

4.10.2010

White folks, black coffee

We white folk like our coffee. Especially black, the blacker the better.

4.08.2010

Memories

Do you remember the night you and Mary and Gris borrowed Super Mario World from Jessica for one night only and since we only had one night we stayed up and beat the entire game? Before even that though remember how to actually keget the Super Nintendo we got mom to buy it but so when she brought it home we cleaned up and accted supper nicceee for a super nintendo and it was the best day of my life until then? We cleaned the house all nice so we would 'deserve' it haha pretty muchhhh.

Do you remember when you were visiting dad with Mary and we saw a rotted casket in a shallow ditch? I'm glad I didn't open it.

Do you remember after your first rave -- you were with Diana at Lenee's apartment? Everyone was partaking of the marijuana but luckily Diana pulled you out and on the balcony we shared a cigarette break with the morning sun? Do you remember, really? Because it's a beautiful memory.

Do you remember hanging out with Gordon and suddenly, Suga Suga comes on and there is a part a part that goes:
Treat you like my sticky ickey or my sweet oowy goowy (fa real though)
And Gordon says, do you think he's talking about weed or a girl? And I thought a girl but he said sticky icky was kind of like slang for weed I don't really remember but we did come to the consensus that the song was referring both to weed and a girl.  

Do you remember that day you were laying on your bed and stretching and you were looking out the window past the portable a/c unit and everything; made; sense.




Do you remember when the lights went out at midnight? You had been watching Digimon episodes aaaalll day and suddenly the lights go out and you notice that the YouTube webppage layout has left a purplish afterimage in your field of vision but after you go outside you see that the moon is full, so you decide to go wake up Isa. She doesn't want to wake up.

But you wake her up anyway, and outside is fascinating.

There is a full moon and there are no lights and everything is shades of moon.

The sun is 9.3 million miles away and the moon is a mirror and it is lighting up my slice of the world. The trees, the gazebo in the middle of the neighborhood, every house along the road, the road itself illuminated in silver.


That was the night I became me.

4.07.2010

Action

Dr. Reeves pick up her gun.

GANGSTER: You sure you know how to use that, babycheeks?

DR. REEVES: Of course I do. I'm a scientist.

4.06.2010

Human

Bags of meat walk the earth and form strong opinions about everything. Then they stop moving one day and rot to nothing, but not before they've made a few more bags of meat to take their place. Very few of the bags of meat see this whole situation as completely bizarre, most just go along with it. Some have the audacity to get bored.

4.05.2010

Proverbs 13:3

He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.

4.04.2010

MyFace

Listen, after seeing one of my wife's "friends" post the pictures of their stillborn baby on Facebook the day after it came out dead, I'm not shocked at anything that shows up on MyFace.

4.02.2010

Matthew 6:25-27

Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?

4.01.2010

Priority

"It isn’t really important to decide when you are very young just exactly what you want to become when you grow up. It is much more important to decide on the way you want to live. If you are going to be honest with yourself and honest with your friends, if you are going to get involved in causes which are good for others, not only for yourselves, then it seems to me that that is sufficient, and maybe what you will be is only a matter of chance."
Golda Meir