Alex Beyman

Nothing ever changes
it just rearranges
time and time and time again
it's not so bad, my simple friend.


Habs and hab nots
accepting their lots
outside bakes and inside rots
but you can fuck a perfect ten
come inside, my simple friend.
-Ammete

Wife Siane.

• "Siane is the kind of girl who will drag you into the theater to see something scary, wedge her face into your side screaming the entire time, then beat your arm on the way out and demand to know why you made her watch something so terrifying."

• "She's the kind of girl who will spend an entire day popping out from behind things and laughing for several minutes at your reaction."

• "She's in her thirties now, and I'm still not safe from impromptu pillow battles. "

Daughter Mersenia
Son Augustus

Timeline

2010 - A mall in Edmonton is being converted to "multizone."

2010 - 2012 - An (unsuccessful) attempt is made on Obama's life -- he is shot through the shoulder by one of numerous "fox shooters" while his daughter is standing next to him. Understandably, he refuses to run again in 2012.

2012 - Chelsea Clinton becomes the 44th president of the United States. Although underage, she does manage to become president due to a bill in the works that is slated to lower the age requirement for presidency candidates.

2013 - The first proper "Habs" open in New York

2014 - Luce's Christian Battlecry youth organization merges with another called Joel's Army to form the redshirt youth.

2016 - James Maynard (a gay atheist) becomes president of the United States, beating the CNPA candidate. The Chridom (Christian Dominionism) wars begin - hostilities break out and although short, the CNPA's reign of terror is brutal. Many civillians are shot on the spot, and jews, homosexuals, muslims, et. al are hunted down andd incinerated.

2017 - The war ends.

2039 - Coldsleep -- a sort of near-freezing hibernaiton -- becomes viable. Although it is available in 2037, it is not until 2039 that all of the legal issues are settles. One decade of hibernation costs approximately 100,000 USD.

20XX - The final episodes of Naruto involve the titular character become a Hokage and getting into a fight with some spiral mask guy. Sasuke uses a desperation attack to save Naruto, dying in the process. Naruto's face is carved onto the face of a holy mountain. (Predicted 09/06/09(Sun)00:16:52)

20XX - The LHC is considered to be a failure as it never reaches the output levels it was designed for due to fuckups that were made during its construction. Some of its results later corroborate suggested applications of Heim theory, although they weren't determined to be significant in that regard at the time of their discovery.


20XX - Voliva's Ambition, a novel by Michelle Goldberg, is written. It becomes an influential piece of literature. The basic premise centers around Voliva, a member of the CNPA, and his exploits during the Chridom wars.


Important people from the 21st century:

Robert Bussard - the father of practical fusion power.
Marshall Brain - an author who popularized autolabor theory.
Burt Rutan - produced most of the orbiter, roto and aerostat designs still in use today.
Mick Mountz - CEO of Kiva Robotics, one of the big companies (alongside iRobot, ABB and Yaskawa) that made the autolabor research project a success and built essentially every autolabor facility currently in operation.

Rick Warren
Glenn Beck
Mike Huckabee
Sarah Palin

Core members of the CNPA - the 'Christian Dominionist Party of America'.



Two advisories:

Should any of these events come to pass, get the fuck out of the U.S. -- specifically Texas (notably Dallas) and Florida and Boston. GET THE FUCK OUT.

On the other hand: "You're living on the cusp of a second industrial revolution, more or less. Invest in the companies responsible. ABB, Kiva, Yaskawa and Google are the big ones."