Simpsan

Four foot six foot nine

Sometimes I think I am in love

Do you remember the poop mission with Kaleigh at Jack-In-The-Box? Do you remember smoking your first real cigarette while walking through Diana's neighborhood to Harlan's where Sean stole some more cigarettes and then walking back; generally being a teenage delinquent? How about laughing every day at lunch, sharing lunch, ketchup on each fry, sandwiches with bell peppers and pepper pepper and honey mustard? In the library, Mrs. Cox saying Kendall's V-neck goes down to his navel, pissing Kaleigh off, or Mrs. Bible following Kaleigh all the way to the other side of the school just to discipline her for wearing a hat three minutes before school let out. Or when it was raining and we walked to the park barefoot with Kendall before school was out, and when we finally did get to the park we walked down the train tracks and Mrs. Pershall saw uslol? Or how about that other time when it was raining sosososososososo hard and we tried to find our cars in the deluge and you finally did get to the car but not before getting your ass kicked by the rain and as you were driving home you saw lightning strike not twenty or so feet away from you but you kept driving and when you finally got home you were wet and tired but no one was home so you took a lonely shower. that feeling that feeling

Sometimes I think I am in love with Kaleigh.

A limericke

There was a young chemist from Ryde,
Who drank a foul poison and died.
It was ortho-hydroxy-
para-methoxy-
tri-nitro benzaldehyde!

"Lost are we...

...and are only so far punished,/ That without hope we live on in desire."

Inf. IV, lines 41-42.

Pier

I have always wanted to go to the end of that rocky pier where dad would fish. I had a dream about the place, but I've forgotten what really happened in my dream; it has been too long and I've made up too many stories about it.

One day, I'll find out how far it goes. I have a plan. It involves Google Earth.

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Main Entry: avun·cu·lar

Pronunciation: \ə-ˈvəŋ-kyə-lər\

Function: adjective

Etymology: Latin avunculus maternal uncle — more at UNCLE

Date: 1831

1 : of or relating to an uncle
2 : suggestive of an uncle especially in kindliness or geniality

— avun·cu·lar·i·ty \ə-ˌvəŋ-kyə-ˈla-rə-tē, -ˈler-ə-\ noun

— avun·cu·lar·ly  \ə-ˈvəŋ-kyə-lər-lē\ adverb

Five teenagers with attitude

goldar

Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

I had to take care of a 3 (maybe 4?) year old girl for a day once. It was actually moar fun than I thought it would be. First we watched Fantasia because it was the only kids' movie I owned at the time. She got bored waiting for Mickey Mouse to show up, but after she asked "where's Mickey?" for the twentieth time, I just said "patience, child!" and she calmed down. After Mickey made his grand entrance and ignominious exit, I cooked her a pancake because she wanted one and I had permission to feed her. She ate it with that ultra-serious expression really little kids get when they are enjoying a rare treat--like they want to burn the memory indelibly into their young minds. Fucking adorable. Well after that we colored for a little while, and then we took a drive to a nice park downtown. Along the way I pointed out a church that looks kind of like a castle and told her about the princess who was sitting locked up in the bell tower waiting for a prince to rescue her. She stared at that church until her neck couldn't turn any farther, and asked me all sorts of simple questions about the story, which I was happy to make up answers for. We finally got to the park, and she played on the playground until she got tired. Then I drove her back home and she napped for a couple of hours before her deadbeat mom came back from whatever the fuck she was doing and picked up her girl.

I always kinda felt sorry for that kid. She was a sweet little girl overall.

Saturday, October 31, 2009, 04:57:19 EST

Alex Beyman

Nothing ever changes
it just rearranges
time and time and time again
it's not so bad, my simple friend.


Habs and hab nots
accepting their lots
outside bakes and inside rots
but you can fuck a perfect ten
come inside, my simple friend.
-Ammete

Wife Siane.

• "Siane is the kind of girl who will drag you into the theater to see something scary, wedge her face into your side screaming the entire time, then beat your arm on the way out and demand to know why you made her watch something so terrifying."

• "She's the kind of girl who will spend an entire day popping out from behind things and laughing for several minutes at your reaction."

• "She's in her thirties now, and I'm still not safe from impromptu pillow battles. "

Daughter Mersenia
Son Augustus

Timeline

2010 - A mall in Edmonton is being converted to "multizone."

2010 - 2012 - An (unsuccessful) attempt is made on Obama's life -- he is shot through the shoulder by one of numerous "fox shooters" while his daughter is standing next to him. Understandably, he refuses to run again in 2012.

2012 - Chelsea Clinton becomes the 44th president of the United States. Although underage, she does manage to become president due to a bill in the works that is slated to lower the age requirement for presidency candidates.

2013 - The first proper "Habs" open in New York

2014 - Luce's Christian Battlecry youth organization merges with another called Joel's Army to form the redshirt youth.

2016 - James Maynard (a gay atheist) becomes president of the United States, beating the CNPA candidate. The Chridom (Christian Dominionism) wars begin - hostilities break out and although short, the CNPA's reign of terror is brutal. Many civillians are shot on the spot, and jews, homosexuals, muslims, et. al are hunted down andd incinerated.

2017 - The war ends.

2039 - Coldsleep -- a sort of near-freezing hibernaiton -- becomes viable. Although it is available in 2037, it is not until 2039 that all of the legal issues are settles. One decade of hibernation costs approximately 100,000 USD.

20XX - The final episodes of Naruto involve the titular character become a Hokage and getting into a fight with some spiral mask guy. Sasuke uses a desperation attack to save Naruto, dying in the process. Naruto's face is carved onto the face of a holy mountain. (Predicted 09/06/09(Sun)00:16:52)

20XX - The LHC is considered to be a failure as it never reaches the output levels it was designed for due to fuckups that were made during its construction. Some of its results later corroborate suggested applications of Heim theory, although they weren't determined to be significant in that regard at the time of their discovery.


20XX - Voliva's Ambition, a novel by Michelle Goldberg, is written. It becomes an influential piece of literature. The basic premise centers around Voliva, a member of the CNPA, and his exploits during the Chridom wars.


Important people from the 21st century:

Robert Bussard - the father of practical fusion power.
Marshall Brain - an author who popularized autolabor theory.
Burt Rutan - produced most of the orbiter, roto and aerostat designs still in use today.
Mick Mountz - CEO of Kiva Robotics, one of the big companies (alongside iRobot, ABB and Yaskawa) that made the autolabor research project a success and built essentially every autolabor facility currently in operation.

Rick Warren
Glenn Beck
Mike Huckabee
Sarah Palin

Core members of the CNPA - the 'Christian Dominionist Party of America'.



Two advisories:

Should any of these events come to pass, get the fuck out of the U.S. -- specifically Texas (notably Dallas) and Florida and Boston. GET THE FUCK OUT.

On the other hand: "You're living on the cusp of a second industrial revolution, more or less. Invest in the companies responsible. ABB, Kiva, Yaskawa and Google are the big ones."

Ann Richards

"When somebody's serving up humble pie, why do you keep going back for seconds?"

King of the Hill

"Hank and the Great Glass Elevator"

Season 5

Episode 11

5ABE12

Matthew 5

"You are the salt of the earth... the light of the world..."

Salt and Light.

Monday

today in class it was really quiet and I remembered gay baby and then I laughed to myself and I took out my cell phone and typed out this text message so it wouldn't be awkward

B1 is a stud

It must have sucked to be B2.

Di⋅as⋅po⋅ra

 /daɪˈæspərə/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [dahy-as-per-uh] Show IPA

–noun

1.	the scattering of the Jews to countries outside of Palestine after the Babylonian captivity.

2.	(often lowercase) the body of Jews living in countries outside Palestine or modern Israel.

3.	such countries collectively: the return of the Jews from the Diaspora.

4.	(lowercase) any group migration or flight from a country or region; dispersion.

5.	(lowercase) any group that has been dispersed outside its traditional homeland.

6.	(lowercase) any religious group living as a minority among people of the prevailing religion.

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Origin:
1875–80; < Gk diasporá a dispersion. See DIA-, SPORE