I made a sandwich

Yesterday
Peanut butter and jelly
Actually two sandwiches
One used fancy jelly
Tasted the same
Oh yeah
There weren't any clean spoons or knives, so I had to use
a fork

It wasn't so bad.
Not bad at all.

Autological

short
pentasyllabic
sesquipedalian
unique

Step 6

Remember kids, it's a fuckin' drug, not a way of life. Not a fuckin' religion. A drug. Drugs are used for fun. They're super special awesome dessert for grown ups. Having this mentality is the only practical way whatsoever to use and still keep it fun and not wrack up a shitload of fuckin drama and debt.

Stay safe, be smart, go hard.

Swearing has no nobility

At the feedstore do I say, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn"? At the bank do I say, "Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!"

It's like triple-irony!

Except double.

la petite morte

APPLES OF THE EARTH

Sure as smoked meat

catching up

Hey, man, so youo're over a year old hahahahahahaha i'm in collage igaginagain it sucks sucks sucks is awesoome but homesicknesss sucks this summer is over man
penultimate ultimate over day day day what

Also FUCK YOU.

No, jk, see you soon.