I hope someone

 pours concrete in your vagina

nice

i've realized how much better it is just to be nice. so nice, so polite, so self-effacing, so earnest, so interested, so sympathetic, that people no longer want to argue with you, and your arguments turn into collaborations, turn into the both of you working to steer your discussion in a positive direction, and finally i know what it feels like to create something instead of destroying it, and it's a blast. today's daily dose of insight: build others up and you elevate yourself as well, and it feels amazing. the only true power is the power to do good.

Milton Bradley

A game for those who seek to find, a way to leave their world behind. You roll the dice to move your token, doubles gets another turn, and the first one to reach the end of the board wins.

AWW YEAH BOIIIIIIII

TITS

in middle school, i kept staring at this girls tits, she had like c's or w/e thay were rly big and once she caught me with a bonner staring and she was flattered, we went to differend high schools but we met up again at college and were still together

whoregoblin

skankgoblin
slutgoblin

Thy Kingdom Come

Thy will be done

Give thanks

I was in the grocery store the day before thanksgiving picking out something to eat (couldn't get airline tickets to go home and see my family) when I saw an old man buying some frozen dinners. It was obvious he didn't have anyone to spend the holiday with so I went over and asked him if he wanted to come over to my apartment and spend thanksgiving with me since I didn't have anyone to spend it with either.

We ended up putting all the frozen food back and buying a turkey and everything needed to have a great meal. During dinner he said his wife had died some years before and his children never called or visited him. This made me feel so sad I asked for his address so I could bring something over for Christmas. Yesterday I went over to bring a small gift I bought him but nobody answered the door.

"I went to his neighbors house to see if they could give it to him when he returned but they told me he had died a few days earlier.

see wha ha happen wus

Once upon a time

One time I walked into the cabinet with my bros and sises and found this giant ass world called Narnia and then this white queen bitch asked me if I want chocolate and I helped her even though she was an evil bitch

mer·kin, pu·den·dum

–noun

false hair for the female pudenda.

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Origin:
1610–20; orig. uncert.

pu·den·dum

 /pyuˈdɛndəm/ Show Spelled[pyoo-den-duhm] 

–noun,plural-da  /-də/ Show Spelled[-duh] Usually, pudenda. Anatomy.

the external genital organs, esp. those of the female; vulva.

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Origin:
1350–1400; ME < LL, special use of neut. of L pudendus, gerundive of pudēre to be ashamed

blind brother

Often on my way to school I saw two very old men, (one I believe was blind) helping each other on the transit system; they bore much resemblance and I assumed they were brothers. This made me happy. For the last two years I now only see one, making his way alone through the subway. This makes me sad.

ideal

someday i wanna date a kindergarten teacher

DAYYYYYYUUUUMMMM!