Future career

When I was a kid I wanted to be a tree scientist marine biologist teacher president police officer president mcdonalds food maker person cookie baker chef fbi agent paleontologist ornithologist botanist accountant architect journalist mayor lawyer artist musician shepherd actuary accountant biologist car mechanic plumber prison warden teacher pharmacologist accountant

Powderheart

Women be shoppen; women be shoppen

Hey babæ

WHATEVER. YOU DON'T GOTTA FRONT. I KNOW YOU LOVE ME.

Kundera

The Unbearable 
Lightness of 
Being

"...I began to divide books into day books and night books," she went on. "Really, there are books meant for daytime reading and books that can be read only at night."

...

"Why don't you ever use your strength on me?" she said.
"Because love means renouncing strength," said Franz softly.

...

Toilets in modern water closets rise up from the floor like white water lilies. The architect does all he can to make the body forget how paltry it is, and to make man ignore what happens to his intestinal wastes after the water from the tank flushes them down the drain. Even though the sewer pipelines reach far into our houses with their tentacles, they are carefully hidden from view, and we are happily ignorant of the invisible Venice of shit underlying our bathrooms, bedrooms, dance halls, and parliaments.

...

The brain appears to possess a special area which we might call poetic memory and which records everything that charms or touches us, that makes our lives beautiful... Kneeling by her as she lay sleeping in his bed, he realized that someone had sent her downstream in a bulrush basket. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say, love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory.

13

Recently she had made another entry into his mind. Returning home with the milk one morning as usual, she stood in the doorway with a crow wrapped in her red scarf and pressed against her breast. It was the way gypsies held their babies. He would never forget it: the crow's enormous plaintive beak up next to her face. She had found it half-buried..."It was children," she said, and her words...revealed an unexpected repugnance...

Family Guy

My favorite episode of family guy is the one where the Griffin household is robbed but luckily Peter has a saferoom installed into the attic and in it the family is drowning because it has sprinklers in case of fire but it is also airtight but anyway as the family is drowning Chris confesses that he didn't like the Godfather III. I still need to watch that movie, by the way, but I'll get around to it eventually maybe. Probably not.

Lemme see what episode that is. Okay, it's:

"Untitled Griffin Family History"
Episode No.:    27
Season:        4
Production No.:    4ACX30
Written by:    John Viener
Produced by:    Zac Moncrief

"Overall, the episode received mainly negative reviews from critics, achieving a Nielsen rating of 8.03."

I liked it, though.



Also, it's Peter who confesses that he doesn't like the Godfather III, apparently. Also apparently, it's not the Godfather III, it's just the Godfather.

Ummmm it has this skit in it where there's a slave and he's being asked his name and I was playing Wii with Gordon once and we got around to watching Family Guy episodes and one began and I thought Gordon would find it funny and I thought it was the one with the skit but it wasn't and Gordon was pissed, haha, but it's okay we played Super Smash Bros. for like 5 hours.

Shampoos

So you know how I was talking about the refrigerators and their contents? Well, something I like to do even more is -- well, when I'm a guest at someone's house and I'm showering or whatever, I really like to go through all of their shampoos and conditioners and soaps. I don't know why, but it's just -- it's always different and kind of an adventure. But I definitely use them all. I'm most likely going to be staying at Carl's house or whatever this weekend (I'll tell you how that goes) and I'll be sure to check out his toiletrieees (I'll tell you what they are). Same thing with wearing people's clothes. I wish I could have one article of clothing from every person I met.



So I stayed at Andrea's house, actually. She has Herbal Essences shampoo. I think I might get some because it smells like fruit.

'Frigerator

Our fridge was broken for a good week and we forgot/neglected to take out the food so even though it's fixed now it's a little stinky, but you know a little baking soda will fix that. Well, when we buy baking soda -- remember to buy coffee stuff, too, okay. It was really gross and it sucks because it made the apartment smell and then goddamn you danny you left some stew on the stove and I gagged and thinking of it now I want to gaga but oh well.

Been wanting to make a list of goals but it can wait probably not but I can't be bothered right now.

Oh yeah, so I love looking in people's refrigerators and pantries. You can tell a lot about a person by what kind of food they have. I really admire my sister's pantry and fridge -- it's all real quality stuff. She even has one small drawer full of candy. It's what I want to have when I'm older. My other sister, too, though, she also has cool stuff, usually pretty good cool stuff. I think they eat out a lot more often now, though.

But yeah, I mean like, imagine a supermodel's fridge, or a star athlete's, or like, Barney's or something nah I don't know that wasn't funny, but anyway, I can't wait until I have my own fridge. People will be like, "That's a quality fridge."

They'll be referring to the food in it of course, but maybe the fridge will be nice, too.

This book

contains everything that is right with the world as it exists today.

Beatty

Here comes a very strange beast which in all tongues is called a fool

AP History notes for Jenna

Athenian Democracy

• Citizens: Male, 18 years old, born citizens
• Laws voted on and proposed by assembly and citizens
• Leader chosen by population
• Executive branch made of a council of 500 mean.
• Juries varied in size
• No attorneys or appeals, one-day trials

U.S. Democracy

• Citizens born in U.S or complete citizenship process
• Representatives elected to propose and vote on laws.
• Elected President
• Executive branch made up of elected and appointed officials
• Jury = 12 jurors
• Defendants and plaintiffs, have attorneys, long appeal process

 Both

• Political power in citizens
  
• Three branches of government
  
• Legislative branch passes laws 
• Executive branch carries out laws 

6. Hellenistic = Greek-like. Hellenic = Greek.

Titanic

Titanic is a pretty good movie. I watched it last night on TNT. On a scale of 1 to red flintstones multivitamins, I'd say it's about a 9. It's much better than I thought it could be as a kid. Incidentally, this movie gave me my first glimpse of yayas. I covered my eyes, though, mostly.

Jackie started crying :(

Chewable Multivitamins

When I bought my last bottle of Flinstones vitamins I took out all of the pills and organized them into their separate colors and poured them back in in this order:
Red

Red-orange

Orange

Purple

So that maybe I could eat the purple ones first and get that hot mess through with and then I could enjoy the mildly delicious orange ones and then really enjoy the awesome red ones. It didn't work as well as I thought it would, though, but I think I have finally eaten all of the purple ones. I didn't even know they had red-orange ones. What a gyp.

Bobby's World

 

 

 

It still pisses me off to see that fucken dad goddamn you fucking FAGGET FUCKING FAGGOT DAD.

I was brushing my teeth this morning and I remembered an episode where Bobby was brushing his teeth and he spit leftover toothpaste foam into the mirror and squirted more toothpaste onto his brush and continued brushing and I was watching this early in the morning with Lupita and I was like I wanna try that man but I never did because I knew I KNEW I knew I would get in trouble and now I'm too old for that stuff man, that's just a mess I'll have to pick up. I have to wait until I'm like 75 to do that, so here's a promise to me to do that.

Also this looked a lot more different in my head but I guess not really since I can't remember what it looked like now. I think Bobby had red hair and a rounder head but maybe not Bob-o Bobby-o Bobby's World.

FUCKING FAGGOT DAD.

Main Entry: ex·pec·to·rate

Pronunciation: \-tə-ˌrāt\

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): ex·pec·to·rat·ed; ex·pec·to·rat·ing

Etymology: Latin expectoratus, past participle of expectorare to banish from the mind (taken to mean literally “to expel from the chest”), from ex- + pector-, pectus breast, soul — more at PECTORAL

Date: 1601

transitive verb  

1 : to eject from the throat or lungs by coughing or hawking and spitting
2 : SPIT

intransitive verb  

1 : to discharge matter from the throat or lungs by coughing or hawking and spitting
2 : SPIT

— ex·pec·to·ra·tion  \-ˌspek-tə-ˈrā-shən\ noun